This is how my weekend went:

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Finally broke out the summer clothes I (and my entire family) have been buying since I found out Alice was of the female persuasion.

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The kids and I enjoyed our first picnic of the summer. On the driveway, since we are classy like that.

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Tried my hand at cobbling. Since buying your kids’ shoes at the store is soooo last season. More on that later in the week.

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And bought a kiddie pool at Walmart. Now we are those people with the plastic baby pool in their front yard.

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To cap it all off, I had a threesome with these two really hot cool Greek guys; Ben and Jerry. (Seriously, Nathan, if you covered yourself in peanut butter, bananas and Greek yogurt, I wouldn’t have to go looking for it elsewhere.)

I’ll tell you one thing; our life may be pretty ordinary, but there is never a dull moment.

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