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Yes, I am on a little break, but I could not resist sharing this with you.  Wolf, I cry.

Whilst looking for a copy of our home inspection report, I stumbled across something that made me choke I was laughing so hard.  It was totally pity-laughter.  Pity for myself.  Because I was oh-so blinded by love.

Recap:  I make ugly babies.  Ugly babies that turn out to be the most adorable children EVER, but they don’t start out that way.  Alice was pretty cute, as newborns go.  Finn?  Yeah, not so much.

Feast your eyes on this train wreck:

Go ahead, click on the picture to see him in all his “glory.”  I remember when we got the proofs back when we were still in the hospital and thinking that they weren’t good enough to part with thirty bucks for, which is sad.  Pretty pathetic, actually.

Holy lord, just look at my poor little man.  Bulgy eyes, double chin…  Cross eyed in at least one of them.

He got really super cute just a few weeks later.  And even cuter a few months later.  I promise.  See?

And for those of you who knew me back then; I have a message for you.  Y’all are a bunch of damn dirty liars.  “Oh, he is so cute,” you say?  Liar.  You know you made the “yikes” face as soon as soon as you turned around, admit it.

That’s okay, though.  I forgive you all.  Because he’s totally a lady-killer now.